I can’t be bothered / Writing any more haiku / This site is over
Having mouthgasm / Cold and crunchy flavoursome / Champions breakfast
Sugar Rush spin-off / If was real I would play it / Diet cola BOOM
You can be bad guy / Without being a bad guy / Sage words from Zangief
Yummy chocolate! / No wait it’s got ants on it / What a sad, sad waste
I always forget / Just how nice Welly can be / Blue skies sunny days
runningwhio asked: Should I take a valium before flying, or just wing it?
If you’ll be nervous / Take it before to be safe / Drugs are good, mmk?