Misogynist pig / he’s more than just a moustache / Played sport too, you know! #JohnMorrison
It’s cliche city / Why would she need policies? / She’s friends with John Key #NicolaYoung
Facebook, Instagram / Tumblr, Twitter, Myspace too / Do online votes count? #JackYan
You picked me last time / I’m still better than Kerry / What, do you want more? #CeliaWadeBrown
Just when you can think / I couldn’t be any worse / I open my mouth #RobGoulden
My story is great / Heartwarming rags to riches / still noone listens #KarunanidhiMuthu
Celia or John / bland and unexciting choice / sort your shit, Welly!
Living Wage for staff / everyone supports but Young / Easy: don’t vote Young
Did you know Muthu / has a disturbing secret / United Future #KarunanidhiMuthu
It all feels futile / only one decent option / but he has no chance #JackYan
A progressive mayor? / What about redundancies! / She’s bad for workers #CeliaWadeBrown
A few others joined in on Twitter using the hashtag #MayoralHaiku so check them out :)
First you are thirsty
Now you are overwatered?
I just don’t get you.
By someone anonymous who sent it to me
Guess who’s back? It’s me! / hey @Simonpnz / stop nagging me now?
I can’t be bothered / Writing any more haiku / This site is over
Having mouthgasm / Cold and crunchy flavoursome / Champions breakfast
Sugar Rush spin-off / If was real I would play it / Diet cola BOOM
You can be bad guy / Without being a bad guy / Sage words from Zangief
Yummy chocolate! / No wait it’s got ants on it / What a sad, sad waste
I always forget / Just how nice Welly can be / Blue skies sunny days